Saturday, January 18, 2020

Seuss Saturday: Frankie the Crank, a Bioshock parody of Yertle the Turtle

In the far away city of Rapture,
Frank the Crank was the king of kill and capture.
It was a nice little town, despite its few people,
Its numerous mutants, and empty steeples,
The freaks had everything freaks might need.
And they were all quite happy, quite happy indeed.

They were...until Frank, the king of them all
Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.

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