Seuss Saturday: Deadpool's Ass-Whoppin' ABC's

Big A
Little a
What begins with a?

Antman's asinine axes

A a A-hole!

Big B
Little b

What begins with B?

Bucky
Barnes'
Balls
And a
Black Widow too!

Big C
Little c
What begins with c?

Cheerfully Chewing Chimichangas
Chomp-chomp-chomp!

Big D,
Little d,
What begins with d?

Daring do of dickweeds,
Dangling dopey douche!

ABCDE...e...e
What begins with E?

Egomaniacl Electro
Shooting electricity

Big F
Little f
F...f...F

Four flying fuckers
On a flying fuck tree!

ABCDEF...G

Gloating
Gable's
Goo-Goo Goggles
G...g...G

Big H
Little h

Hammer's horrid
Hackers
Hideously
Harm
Home computers!
H...h...H!

Big I
Little i
i...i...i

Iron Man is itchy
In his wedgie suit.

So am I.

Big J
Little j
What beings with J?

J.
Jonah
Jameson
is a name that begins that way.

O is very useful
When you use it to say
Oh shit, I just oiled
Somebody's owl
Today.

Zillion Zany Zuckerbergs