Seuss Saturday, One Face, Two-Face

One-face, Two-Face, Red Face, Blue Face,
Black Face, Blue Face, Old Face, New Face.
This one has a little fun.
This one has a little gun.
Say! What a lot of Face there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old, and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And most are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your dad.

Some are thin, and some are cute.
The old one has a two-toned suit.
From there to here,
From here to there,
Crazy guys are everywhere.

Jason makes me rather ill.
all he does is kill, kill, kill.
I will not have this one about.
When he comes in I put him out.
Cassandra's quiet as a mouse.
I like to have her in the house.