What if Anakin Loved Sand?

Isn't sand marvelous?

Oh sure, it's not as soothing as the tides of the beach, but sand is still marvelous; you can make it into sand castles, and it can warm you up when you're cold after a nice awkward walk through the waves getting your nuts ice-cold.  But not everybody sees it that way.  Anakin Skywalker certainly didn't.  But what if he did? Here, Star Wars Theory provides a highly insightful answer to the raging question: What if Anakin loved sand?

There is no soft, there is only the COURSE
With smooth, there must come the ROUGH
Through will, I plow through the IRRITATING
Through perseverance, my will shall go EVERYWHERE
The SAND shall make me strong.